If you have the maturity of a three year old...

You MUST play THIS

... be sure to turn your sound on

Megalolz

A must see:

Phelpsie

Phail.

This is such a fail it required PH instead.

"The US military has failed to keep track of thousands of weapons shipped to Afghanistan, leaving them vulnerable to being lost or stolen."

"Hey Bob, where's that giant shipment of guns that just came in for the troops?" "Oh, no worries. I have the receipt here. Some guy named Al Kida signed for them"

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Apparently..........

George Clooney is dating Benazir Bhutto's niece - Fatima.
zomg.

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EXTREME AWKWARD TURTLE

A REAL ALBINO TURTLE!

An albino turtle born at the Biological Reserve of Abufari, and presented by the Chico Mendes Institute for Biodiversity Conservation in Tapaua, Amazonia, Brazil. The albino turtle is one of around 300,000 turtles born at the ICMBio in the last two months. They will have to live in captivity for at least a year before their release in the Amazon basin.
Here's the link

Thanks to the shitty economy...

... Cocaine is now cheaper than beer.

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No more drunks or beer bellies now- just skinny lohans.

Awkward Turtle

...to the MAXXXIIIMMMUUMMM.

Did anyone else see Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman? It was painful!

Check it out... and cringe.