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Monday, March 30, 2009

Advertising 101

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Next time your cat licks you...

Sunday, March 29, 2009

A chance for you to fail

More life tips

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Quote of the day

"The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war.
Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little
Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there.
Corkscrews. Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me,
the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe
clippers right here.'"

--Jerry Seinfeld

Tips on life...

 "I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every
other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the
locks, they are always locking three."

--Elayne Boosler