Click here to read on some of the most ridiculous complaints by holiday makers.
Here are some highlights:
1. A tourist at a top African game lodge overlooking a waterhole, who spotted a visibly aroused elephant, complained that the sight of this rampant beast ruined his honeymoon by making him feel "inadequate".--- Yes, I've always wanted a man who could drag his wee-hu along the floor with a straight face. Your wee hu should be BIGGER than an elephant's! A divorce in this case is completely inevitable.
2. "The beach was too sandy." --- To be honest, I can definitely understand this. You find yourself still washing sand out of your butt crack after 3 weeks. Terribly unpleasant.
3. "No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."--- Ah yes, sorry about that one. The fish are usually hanging around in Starbucks.
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